What an anomaly that word 'personalities' is, when attributed to vacuous, arrogant, talentless media-types. Take the case of Vony Teitch (love those spoonerisms), a sportsreader on New Zealand's TVNZ broadcaster. Having today admitted to beating/kicking a former girlfriend to such an extent she needed to be in a wheelchair with broken vertabrae and cracks to the skull, why this bastard isn't in jail just beggars belief. If this arrogant pig ever appears on our TV screens again I shall be boycotting the network indefinitely. Should he be reinstated from leave, this in effect condones violent and vicious behaviour by one of the so-called 'boys'. I shall be ashamed to call myself a New Zealander should that be an acceptable misdemeanor.
His wife stood by him throughout today's press conference - noticeably 'dressing up' for the occasion in jeans, rather than in what one imagines her usual garb of skimpy, skanky and oh-so-fashion-tragic to be. Silent and simpering, one imagines she hangs off his every word purely because he is 'famous'. One can imagine her aging gaggle of overtanned, overcoked and overthirty friends to be pig-sick with envy, scowling behind her back with tight wrinkled faghag mouths and evil daggers thrusting from their overmascara'd eyes.
As an aside, a friend of a friend had a one-night stand with said 'personality' - and reported that he has an incredibly thin penis, an overabundance of foreskin, bring the phrase "toothpick in a sausage skin" very much to mind. Yuk yuk yuk.
Hope justice gets served in this particular case, and that his career is completely and irreversably in the toilet. He seemed to have no trouble looking down in that direction as he was kicking his former partner in the skull and spine, so it's only fitting he should wallow down there in his own shame and humiliation. The world does not need any more monsters.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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